Puppies are a Girl’s Best Friend

Doggy Brudders
Doggy Brudders

Adopt a dog. They are always excited to see you when you come home. They are great at snuggling. They fill your heart. They are cute. And there are so many in shelters just waiting to call you their human (or as our dogs say, hooman).

Make sure that you are ready though. It takes some time to adjust, but it’s worth it. And if you haven’t met Badger yet, he is the newest addition to our family. Such a sweet, goofy piggle boy. Or, man I guess since he is like 9.

This is Why I’m Hot

No, I am not referring to THE classic MiMs song, which, in case you forgot about I have included below for you…

You probably made it about 15 seconds into that video without turning it off. Good for you.

Anyways, Dammit, it’s hot. Me no likey hot. It has been in the triple digits and I can only meet this devastating fact with two letters. N.O. NO! I am from Indiana and it is September. California must not know about my extensive collection of hoodies and complete acceptance of wearing nothing but items with the word “sweat” in them and not doing my hair because hats. BECAUSE HATS PEOPLE!

California is over here all:


Other People’s Little People AKA Kids Are Annoying

Just a forewarning, this blog will be like Family Guy, as in it will start in one direction and end in a way that makes you forget how it started because it didn’t really matter.

So, I live in California now and yes, it is a drag. It is hot, and spread out, and annoying. On the plus side, there is a pool in the middle of the apartment complex and apparently people in California are all “I’m so used to this weather that I don’t ever need to swim”, so basically no one is ever in there. Which is surprising to me, but I’d rather have all of the water to myself so keep being weird Californians.

Occasionally though, neighbors bring their kids to the pool. When this happens, I remember why I can’t stand other people’s kids. Of course, there are exceptions to this when occasionally a kid is just so bad ass you want to adopt them and take them home, but that is few and far between. Continue reading “Other People’s Little People AKA Kids Are Annoying”